I’ve had to cut this down after it was reaching essay length, so I’ll just concentrate on the most obvious ones.
- That they are experts at discovering documents faked using Photoshop
- John Kerry is a cowardly traitor
- Saddam and Bin Laden work together
- Iran has no sense of self-preservation
- Europe is being overrun by Muslims
- The Free Market works
- Jesus will forgive all your sins
- Jamil Hussein is not real
- Detention camps work
- Global Warming can be disproven using papers which are not peer-reviewed, which are not written by scientists with any sort of background in global warming.
- Iraq is both simultaneously a pro-American paradise yet at the same time so dangerous it requires eleventy billion troops to occupy it for 10,000 years.
- Jonah Goldberg is a serious thinker
- George W Bush is a good President
- Kathryn Lopez is not insane
- “The sanctity of life” means its perfectly OK to keep dead people technically alive.
- That Hillary is a Lesbian Communist.
- Associated Press enable terrorists
- Atheists love Muslims and hate Christians
- Joe McCarthy was a True American Hero
- Calling for extra-judicial, vigilante punishment against black men suspected of crimes is not “trying to form a lynch mob”.
- Dick Cheney really cares for the plight of oppressed peoples all over the world.