Yes, I have been lax, but I intend to do a lot more writing this week. And where better to start than with my now infamous feature, mocking BNP bloggers?
Sarah Maid of Albion – Its so unfair that Sarah Palin got caught out on something she did wrong, when all these clearly plausible theories about Obama being a Black radical Marxist Musselman with a 15 inch penis and penchant for white virgins are dismissed by the media.
Battle for Britain – oh crap, my meds aren’t working….oh shit, the Illuminazi pyramid fetishists are in my room again, go away, AAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIII!
Birmingham Patriot – OMG, Muslims, Mosques….er…foreigners! Birmingham is DOOMED and only we can save you, all…9 of us against the Great Islamic Horde!
Cumbrian Patriot – clearly Gordon Brown knows nothing about anything, so we should put an ignorant, conspiracy obsessed loon economic genius like Nick Griffin in power instead.
The UK Enrichment News – I am in no way obsessed with dark, exotic looking rapists, and do not think about them all the time, especially while I lie in bed alone, at night, where it is so cold….
The Green Arrow – people who believe beheadings lead to necrophilia are crazy. However I, who believe that Policy Exchange may be part of a secret Muslim plot to take over the UK, and that we are secretly ruled by a totalitarian New World Order, am merely a sensible and sober analyst of current events. Ha ha, crazy Muslims.
North Devon Patriot – Science makes my head hurt, and Al Gore is an evil librul. Therefore, man made or contributed global warming is as real as the Piltdown man.
Simon Darby – by my logic, Hitler cannot be extreme either, since he was democratically elected. Eat it, liberals!
Up Pompeii – Fisher Price is now part of the global Jewish Muslim conspiracy. What do you mean “I don’t know anything about advertising or exploiting new markets”?
I swear, they are getting more batshit by the day. And their blogging is even more erratic than mine. I also may scream if I see another handle with the name “patriot” anytime soon, merely out of reflex.
The PFLD 