Official 2008 Debate Drinking Rules

If any of these phrases come up in the Presidential debates, take the amount of shots you are required to, according to the list.

POW/Prisoner of War – 1 shot
“Experience” – 1 shot
9/11 – 1 shot
Any story about eating a moose – 1 shot
Hockey mom – 1 shot
Change we can believe in, any recognizably derivative phrase – 1 shot
Liberal elite – 1 shot
Liberal media – 1 shot
Imply your opponent is a Muslim – 1 shot
Washington Elite – 1 shot
Yes We Can! – 1 shot for each full chant
Commander in Chief of Alaska – 1 shot

Bridge to Nowhere – 2 shots
Bill Ayers – 2 shots
Community organizer – 2 shots
Manchurian Candidate – 2 shots
How many houses – 2 shots

Downs Syndrome Baby – 3 shots
The Keating Five – 3 shots
Ambien – 3 shots